You could still surf on my hair.	Standard 9H (11th grade) Mr. Creswell

Let's try that again...

My math was bad enough that I needed to repeat a year, but this delay allowed me to meet my good friend Eugene Wolff.

Teacher Breacher

This year was the start of my unreleased book called "Teacher Breacher". It all started when I began thinking to myself how much personal information was readily available among students on most of the popular teachers at the school. Teachers would often get side-tracked during class and share tidbits about themselves such as their favorite hobbies or home life--even girlfriends or boyfriends. Over time, this resulted in a copius amount of personal information. I began talking to students, and gathering all kinds of information on about twenty PBHS teachers. Each teacher had a page devoted to them, with such information as:

• postal address
• age
• current boyfriends/girlfriends
• special interests
• topics that easily side-tracked them
• secret histories/notes

I thought about making it public to other students, but never did for fear of getting into serious hot water.